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INDIA FOR INTEGRITY

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign Board which said: "I am blind, please help." There were only a few coins in the hat.

A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign board, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.

Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, "Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?"

The man said, "I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way." What he had written was: "Today is a beautiful day and I cannot see it."

Do you think the first sign and the second sign were saying the same thing?

Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people they were so lucky that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?

You are going to love Indian men for thinking this way!!! Really worth the read...one of the BEST e-mails I've received in a long time!!

It seems that an article was written to a well-founded magazine, by an English woman who requested a response from Indian men. I'm so glad she got what she asked for (and more)!!!

This letter was written in response to the following article:

Dear Editor:

I'm sorry but I would like to challenge some of your Indian male readers. I am a White female who is engaged to an Indian male, good-looking, educated and loving. I just don't understand a lot of Indian female's attitudes about our relationship. My man decided he wanted me because the pickings amongst Indian women were slim to none. As he said they were either too fat, too loud, too mean, too argumentative, too needy, too

materialistic or carrying too much excess baggage. Before I became engaged, whenever I went out I was constantly approached by Indian men, willing to wine and dine me and give me the world If Indian women are so up in arms about us being with their men, why don't they look at themselves and make some changes. I am tired of the dirty looks I get and snide remarks when we're out in public. I would like to hear from some Indian men about why we white women are so appealing and coveted by them. Bryant Gumbel just left his wife of 26 years for one of us. Charles Barkley, Scottie Pippen, the model Tyson Beckford, Montell Williams, Quincy Jones, James Earl Jones, Harry Belafonte, Sydney Poitier, Kofi Anan, Cuba Gooding Jr., Don Cornelius,Berry Gordy, BillyBlanks, Larry Fishburne, Jesley Snipes...I could go on and on. But,right now, I'm a little angry and that is why I wrote this so hurriedly. Don't be mad with us White women because so many of your men want us.

Get your acts together and learn from us and we may lead you to treat your men better. If I'm wrong, Indian men, let me know.

Disgusted White Girl, Somewhere in VA.

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The Response:

Dear Editor:

I would like to respond to the letter written by A Disgusted White Girl.

Let me start by saying that I am a 28-year old Indian man. I studied from one of the most prestigious universities in Atlanta, Georgia with a

Bachelor of Arts Degree in Business Management. I have a good job at a major corporation and have recently purchased a house. So, I consider

myself to be among the ranks of successful Non-White men. I will not use my precious time to slander white people. I just want to set the record

straight of why Indian men date white women.

Back in the day, one of the biggest reasons why Indian men dated white women was because they were considered easy. The Indian girls in my

neighborhood were raised traditionally. They were very strict about when they lost their virginity and who they lost it to. Because of our

impatience to wait, brothers would look for someone who would give it up easy without too much hassle. So, they turned to the white girls. Nowadays, in my opinion, a lot of Indian males date white women because they are docile and easy to control. A lot of Indian men, because of insecurities, fears, and overall weaknesses, have become intimidated by the strength of our Indian women. We are afraid that our woman will be more successful than us, make more money than us, drive nicer cars and own bigger houses. Because of this fear, many Indian men look for a more docile woman. Someone we can control. I have talked to numerous Indian men and they continuously comment on how easy it is to control and walk over their white women.

I just want to set the record straight. I want A Disgusted White Girl to know that not all successful Indian men date white women. Non-Whites like

Ahmad Rashad, Denzel Washington, Michael Jordan, Morris Chestn! ut,Will Smith, Blair Underwood, Kenneth 'Babyface' Edmonds, Samuel L. Jackson, and Chris Rock all married strong Non-White women. And, to flip the script, there are numerous white men, in and out of the spot light, who openly or secretly desire Non-White women over white women. Ted Danson, Robert DeNiro, and David Bowie to name a few. I just don't want the 'Disgusted White Girl' to be misinformed.

Stop thinking that because you are white that you are some type of goddess. Remember, when Non-White Egyptian Queens like Hatsepshut and Nitorcris were ruling Dynasties and armies of men in Egypt, you were over in the caves of Europe eating raw meat and beating each other over the head with clubs. Read your history! It was the Non-White woman that taught you how to cook and season your food. It was the Non-White woman that taught you how to raise your children. It was Non-White women who were raising your babies during slavery. It is the Non-White woman that had to endure watching their fathers, husbands, and children beaten, killed, and thrown in jail. Indian women were born with two strikes against them: being Non-White and being a woman. And, through all this, Still They Rise!

It is because of the Indian women's strength, elegance, power, love and beauty that I could never date anyone except my Indian Queen. It is not

just the outer beauty that captivates and draws me to them. It is not the fact that they come in all shapes, sizes, colours and shades that I love

them. Their inner beauty is what I find most appealing about Indian women. Their strong spirit, loving and nurturing souls, their integrity, their ability to overcome great obstacles, their willingness to stand for what they believe in, and their determination to succeed and reach their highest

potential while enduring great pain and suffering is why I have fallen in love with Indian women.

I honestly believe that your anger is geared more toward jealousy and envy than snotty looks. If this were not so, then why do you continuously go to tanning salons to darken your skin. If you are so proud to be white, then why don't you just be happy with your pale skin? Why do you continue to

inject your lips unnatural and dangerous substances so you can look fuller and more voluptuous? I think that your anger is really a result of you wanting to have what the Non-White woman has.

BOTTOM LINE: If I were looking for a docile woman, someone I can walk over and control, I would give you a call. But, unfortunately, I am looking for a Virtuous Woman. Someone that can be a good wife and mother to my children. Someone who can be my best friend and understand my struggles. I am looking for a soul mate and; unfortunately, you do not and CANNOT fit the bill.

No offense taken, none given.

Signed,

Indian Royalty.

Once, a man was traveling by his car when it suddenly stopped by the wayside due to some mechanical failure. He did not know what to do. Many people tried to help him but nothing worked.

Finally, he managed to stop a car and told him of his car's condition and asked him to give a lift to his destination.

The person got down from his car and began to repair the car. Within a few minutes, he fixed the problem and the car was ready to be driven.

The owner of the car was astonished and asked him, "Many people tried to get the car going, but failed. How could you do it sir within few minutes?

The man who repaired the car said, "If I can't repair this car, then who can? I am Henry Ford, who manufactures these Ford cars."

Friend! When you face any problem in life, take it to God. He is your Creator and is the right person who knows how to fix it.

Isn't
it strange
how
a 20 dollar bill seems like such a large amount
when you donate it to church,
but such a
small amount when you go shopping?

Isn't
it strange
how
2 hours seem so long when you're at church,

and how short they seem when you're watching
a good movie?

Isn't
it strange
that
you can't find a word to say when you're praying
but..
you have no trouble thinking what to
talk about with a friend?

Isn't
it strange
how
difficult and boring it is to read one chapter
of the Bible but
how easy it is to read 100
pages of a popular novel or ZANE GREY book?

Isn't
it strange
how everyone wants
front-row-tickets to concerts or games but
they do whatever is possible to sit at the
last row in Church?

Isn't
it strange
how we need to know about an
event for Church 2-3 weeks
before the day so
we can include it in our agenda,
but we can
adjust it for other events in the last minute?

Isn't
it strange
how difficult it is to learn a
fact about God to share it with others;
but
how easy it is to learn, understand, extend and
repeat gossip?

Isn't
it strange
how
we believe everything that magazines and
newspapers say but...
we question the
words in the Bible?

Isn't
it strange
how
everyone wants a place in heaven but...
they
don't want to believe, do, or say anything to
get there?

Wishing to encourage her young son's progress on the piano, a mother took her boy to a Paderewski concert. After they were seated, the mother spotted a friend in the audience and walked down the aisle to greet her. Seizing the opportunity to explore the wonders of the concert hall, the little boy rose and eventually explored his way through a door marked "NO ADMITTANCE."

When the houselights dimmed and the concert was about to begin, the mother returned to her seat and discovered that the child was missing. Suddenly, the curtains parted and spotlights focused on the impressive Steinway on stage.

In horror, the mother saw her little boy sitting at the keyboard, innocently picking out "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star." At that moment, the great piano master made his entrance, quickly moved to the piano, and whispered in the boy's ear, "Don't quit. Keep playing." Then leaning over, Paderewski reached down with his left hand and began filling in a bass part. Soon his right arm reached around to the other side of the child and he added a running obbligato.

Together, the old master and the young novice transformed a frightening situation into a wonderfully creative experience. And the audience was mesmerized.

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress £1000. Tux rental-£100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is £4.95 for a three-pack. You never have strap problems in public. You can't see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

No wonder men are happier.

Also the answer to my puzzle in previous post are:

Right - John (never always says the truth) 
Middle - Jack
Left - Joe

She mustn’t be too pretty

For I shall be forever insecure

She mustn’t be a good cook

For I shall love to eat her burnt toasts

She mustn’t be too sensitive

For I shall cause her hurt

She mustn’t be weak of heart

For I shall scare her to the core

She mustn’t be surrounded by friends

For I shall want to have all her time

She mustn’t be worldly wise

For I shall be glad to be her guide

She mustn’t be too innocent

For I shall be naughty at times

She mustn’t be too content

For I shall want her to make demands

She mustn’t be too mature

For I shall treat her like a child

She mustn’t be too strong

For I shall care for her as if she was fragile

She mustn’t have too many expectations

For I shall fear to fail her

She mustn’t be ever chirpy

For I shall like to wipe her tears sometimes

She mustn’t have perfect hair

For I shall love to kiss the grays

She mustn’t be too smart

For I shall pretend to be intelligent

She mustn’t be too clever

For I shall be happy to teach her things

She mustn’t be too accommodating

For I shall want to upset her sometimes

She mustn’t be too harsh

For I shall crumble at her words

She mustn’t be too honest

For I shall ask her my faults

She mustn’t be fooled by the above

For I shall love her with all my heart

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.

- Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.

God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.

- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.

- Camille, age 10

(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.

- Ricky, age 10 ( The boy already understands)

And now who was planning to get married??? ;-)

There are 3 triplet brothers. They look identical. The oldest is John, he always tells the truth. The second is Jack, he always tells a lie. The third is Joe, he either tells the truth or a lie.

Jimmie Dean went to visit them one day. He was wondering who was who. So he asked each person a question.

He asked the one who was sitting on the left: "Who is the guy sitting in the middle?". The answer was "He is John."

He asked the one who was sitting in the middle: "What is your name?". The answer was "I am Joe."

He asked the one who was sitting on the right: "What is the guy sitting in the middle?". The answer was "He is Jack."

Jimmie Dean got really confused. Basically, he asked 3 same questions, but he got 3 different answers. Would you find out who is who for Jimmie?